| Let's go to the movies, i will hum you a song about nothing at all |
[16 Jun 2006|02:51pm] |
Yesterday was a fun entertainment/movies/love filled night.
Haha...longest connection ever. Rebecca De Mornay to Rachel McAdams.
Rebecca De Mornay - Heath Ledger > Lords of Dogtown
Heath Ledger - Julia Stiles > 10 Things i Hate about you
Julia Stiles - Julia Roberts > Mona Lisa Smile
Julia Roberts - Hugh Grant > Notting Hill
Hugh Grant - Renee Zellweger > Bridget Jones' Diary
Renee Zellweger - Jim Carrey > Me Myself & Irene
Jim Carrey - Kate Winslet > Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Kate Winslet - Bill Paxton > Titanic
Bill Paxton - Matthew McConaughey > Frailty
Matthew McConaughey - Christian Bale > Reign of Fire
Christian Bale - Cillian Murphy > Batman Begins
Cillian Murphy - Rachel McAdams > Red Eye
Actually..it wasn't really that long...only...12 steps. But hard to keep track of in ma' head. Anyway. Yeah, it was nice.
"What is the best way to make sure Dateline isn't there?"
"If they ever get closer than 2 years apart...the lake house will explode!"
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| It's been a long time since before i've been touched, now i'm getting touched all the time |
[11 Jun 2006|04:21pm] |
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Nobody seems to agree with me on how sad "Father of the Bride" is. Everyone's like "but isn't that a comedy?". Pft. Steve Martin knows how to do it son.
Yesterday was graduation. I am now graduated. I am a graduate. Unfortuantely, i still have to turn in a paper by thursday. Yeah. it's retarded. I should be writing it right now. It's ridiculous. i need to go to the library also. Hah. i think the only reason i'm updating is a way of procrastinating. I think that's why i'm getting the urge to clean my room as well.
I need to rewatch Gone with the Wind and Casablanca for my paper. I think i'm going to end up writing only a page tonight. I think it had to be 10 pages at first, but then he changed it to 8. So...go me.
I smell steak, and i'm hungry.
"Dance Anthem of the 80's" is nice.
Heh. I also like how my uncle (who has the crazies (really, he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, paranoia, bipolar, anxiety and depression i think), he seems to really enjoy watching "The Incredibles." He's not crazy now though, not with his meds.
I think i'm going to eat food. Good day.
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| The end of a Saga. |
[28 May 2006|12:12am] |
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Today was a charmingly appropriate conclusion. Well...the latter part of the day.
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| Tonight, your ghost will ask my ghost, where is the love |
[21 May 2006|12:47am] |
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Emma's questions
1. Where do you reside and what school do you go to?
Haha, you don't see me. But i live on 91st and Oakley, and i go to DeVry.
2. If an earthquake hit chicago one morning, and you were sleeping in your bed, naked, and you had to quickly get out of your crumbling house, what two things would you grab from your room to save from the destruction? keep in mind, you are naked. and yes, you can only grab two things.
Hmmm. I'd have to grab my Ipod, and my loin cloth. Which convienently doubles as an Ipod cozy.
3. Beverage of choice, alcoholic or non.
an alcoholic dr.pepper- or ambrosia
4. Speed humps and speed bumps, what's the difference?
I think the real question, is why aren't there any speed lumps.
5. My throat hurts, what should i do?
slap a bitch.
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| Just sitting here and trying to decipher, what's written in Braille upon my skin |
[30 Mar 2006|07:10pm] |
So.
I applied to four colleges. Though, Columbia called me a month ago and said they didn't get the first part of my application. There was some problem, they told me to fax it, but i never got around to it. So really, i had three chances.
Yesterday i got rejected from University of Chicago.
Today. I got accepted to DePaul and Northwestern.
Also, i found out i can do a headstand, and then turn it into a handstand by pushing myself up. I was impressed.
So in the end. I win.
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| You're so young, you're so goddamn young, you're so young, you're so goddamn young |
[06 Feb 2006|08:21pm] |
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um. I had things to say, but i never can remember what they are. 'spose i'll just cover the basics.
Crazy second semester started. I still don't know whether i'm going to take that class or not. It doesn't officially start 'till next week, so, i still have time to decide, but it looks like i'm not going to be. I guess that's fine. Because i do Baubin's stuff i'll probably be in the room half the time anyway. And i'm almost sure i wouldn't want the class, like, a week into it. Anyway.
My Ethics class is alright. Probably because he's yet to give out a single assignment, our grade is based on Class participation. I would have an "A" but, i've been tardy everyday since the class started. So i have a "B". I got my report card, haha, straight B's. what can i say, ima B student.
Haha, my cousin Jasmine is funny. Like, i never see her ever, but she came over the other day. and she kept making me laugh.
My Mom: Jas-
*Jasmine is doing the robot*
My Mom: Jasmine?
Jasmine: What? I can't do the robot and talk?
*randomly*
Jasmine: I want some fuckin freench toast. (from The 40 Year Old Virgin, but still funny)
So i decided upon talking to the girl in the Green Coat. She seems like she'd be pretty receptive. Oh, and in the afternoon, i saw this other girl that i always see in the morning. Cristina is her name i believe. i was sitting on the train and she was smiling whilst we made eye contact. I'm going to assume it was because the woman sitting next to me kept twitching and jerking, and it was making me uncomfortable. But it could also be, because she thinks i'm sexy and wants my body. I'm not sure.
So my uncle. The one who use to come to my house and download spanish music even though he doesn't speak it, and would later go insane. Yeah, so he's in a hospital. I guess he's getting better. But so yesterday, my little brother was talking to him on the phone. and my little cousin melissa was here, i think she's like 5
Melissa: Are you talking to Ronald?
Mybrother: yeah.
Melissa: Ask him if he's still crazy.
haha. crazy toddlers.
**My MitchHedberg-esque quote of the...week?**
*while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich with far too much peanutbutter*
"There is not enough J, in this PB and J combo."
..you have to say it in the funny voice..otherwise it's not funny...
I should probably be doing homework, but none of the homework is ever really...given specific due dates and that really screws me up.
haha. I'm proud of how my room is messy. I mean, because my parents are neat freaks, every bloody inch of the house has to be cleaned like every 4 seconds, so i make it a point to keep my room messy. Like my mom just gave me a shirt of mine, that came out of the dryer. She hands it to me and as i'm talking, i throw it over my shoulder and it lands on the book shelf that is mounted above my bed.
*she stares at me*
Me: what? ...that's where my clean shirts go.
They don't really, but i mean, 3 of them are there already so..i guess they can.
So i was watching UFC, and there was this fighter nicknamed The Snowman.
Later on in the event, there was this other fighter nicknamed Iceman.
Somefriendofmyolderbrothers: Iceman? haha, i want to see The Snowman fight the Iceman. They can call it The Cold War, OHHHHHHH.
haha, and then i fell over laughing. ah.
I've forced this out enough. Good day.
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| It's good to hear your voice, you know it's been so long |
[23 Jan 2006|05:56pm] |
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Ground Rules:
The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged (selected) need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.
1. I often lie for no real reason at all. Usually i admit to them seconds later. Sometimes they are obvious, and others not. Example:
Matthew: Grey's Anatomy makes me want to be a surgeon.
Me: Really? Grey's Anatomy makes me want to be a motivational speaker.
Matthew: No it doesn't.
Me: I know.
Or.
*while reading "Gone With the Wind"*
Panic3047: That Melanie is good people.
ShaftiloniusMonk: What are you doing?
Panic3047: Watching Spice World.
ShaftiloniusMonk: Oh.
2. It's not uncommon for me to talk to myself, or think outloud with a foreign accent. Oh, and sometimes if i think of something someone i know would say, or might say, i say it for them.
3. When i eat M&M's, i never eat the yellow ones. It's a habit i started when i was young and it just stuck. I use to really despise the color yellow and i thought any yellow food or candy was gross.
4. I talk to the television as if the characters can hear me. And i don't mean i shout at them or anything. I ask questions when i'm geniunely curious.
"But wait..didn't you just go through that door...oh..are you going again just to double check? oh..alright. Good thinkin."
5. I refer to celebrities with nicknames as if i know them. example:
Tom Cruise- T-bone, Tom Hanks- Tomboy, Catherine Zeta-Jones- Cat Jones, Regina Spektor-Reggie Spek, Julia Roberts- Julsy. and so on.
6. I usually never wear just socks. If i take off my shoes, then i take off my socks. (number 3 was a lie).
and i tag.
1. Niamh
2. Candice Bergen
3. Antonio
4. Cosmo Kramer
5. Brittany
OH yeah. Haha, Chuckie (Chuck Norris), was on The Tony Danza show. And Tony was reading some Chuck Norris facts to him, and i thought that was cool. My ear hurts. The "N" on the "N Key" has rubbed off. It looks kind of cool. I want to scratch off all the letters. So that those who cannot type properly, will not be able to use this computer. I think i'm going to go. I have things to do.
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[19 Jan 2006|09:06pm] |
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So. I don't know. I'm tired. I'm always tired. Oh, so i have digital cable in my room. woo. millions upon millions of channels. and what do i use it for? why, to catch old episodes of Spider-man (7:00,9:30,12:00) and X-men(10:30), weekdays. They're fine shows.
There's a girl in the morning. a green coat. fair skin, it's cold out, so her cheeks and nose are always very pink.
RandomPerson(mostlikelyagirl): danny, you're a creep.
Me: That's...what they tell me.
So. Classes have been fine. I think starting this next semester i'll actually have a high school class. *thumbs up*. "Urban Studies". At first i wasn't going to take it, but then i thought about and decided i should have a ...a class that isn't so boring that my brain kills part of itself. Besides, Baubin will teach it. ..although i'm not sure i should take a class with her. I may feel bad when i don't do her work.
As for the college classes, i've gotten into this honors group. At first i thought it was a pretty bad idea seeing as i wasn't doing to hot in the regular group. But it's not that bad. To tell the truth, i think the former group i was in, was holding us all back some. this new one is much more...cooperative. I have another computer class, and an Ethics class. The latter isn't bad. I mean, it's like technology ethics so it's boring at times, but sometimes we get into general stuff.
Oh, and today at lunch, i was chatting with Baubin for a while about, life, love, etc. Oh hey, i'm letting her borrow "Gone With the Wind" because i finished reading it, and she's letting me borrow the movie. Anyway, after i finished, went and looked around for the others, but i couldn't find no one. I don't know where everyone i know goes, i think they hide from me. But anyway, so then i ran into this girl, Priscilla. I met her once before, but... i was drunk the only time i met her. So i don't really know her well...or at all. She came up to me "hey, do you remember me?" and i was like "um...i remember you were late for work...and for some reason i remember your socks were orange."
"hahahaha, you told me that like a million times that day."
"oh."
Anyway, because i had a lot of nothing to do, i decided to follow her around. Her division was like, watching some Anime movie, apparently they always do on their break, so i just stuck around for a while.
I want to do something tommorow. I don't know what i'm going to do though. Hmm.
Bob Parr(Mr. Incredible): Well, what are you waiting for??
Littleboy: I don't know...something amazing i guess.
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[10 Jan 2006|09:12pm] |
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More Chuck Norris facts.
Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, "Trix are for Chuck Norris."
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn need to lie the fuck down.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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| If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring |
[31 Dec 2005|12:42pm] |
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And so. Here it is, December 31st, and i still have January 1st applications i've yet to send. Don't worry though, i got it under control. I only have one left anyway.
So. Every year after christmas me and my cousins (from ma' dad's side) go over to my uncle henry's house and we have ourselves a good time. But they're doing something with their house this year so we couldn't. Instead they decided we'd go to my grandfather's farm. Because of this though, alot couldn't go, because they had work, or some kind of obligation that wouldn't allow them to go 2 hours out of the city. But regardless..
( PEANUT BUTTER PICTURE TIME III: The Wrath of Zurthon )
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[19 Dec 2005|08:01pm] |
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Ahhhh.
futre.future.college.future.deadlines.deadlines.
But. There's plenty of time for that later i'm sure. :?
Saturday. First i was awoken by my father, because apparently that family whatchumacallit thing, was that day. Headed down to there. It was with my fathers side of the family, which i happen to like more, so, it wasn't that bad. Actually, everytime i go, it's the same like 6 people from our side..and then like, distant relatives that i don't talk to. I end up either hanging out with my cousins Chris and Fabian, or Chris' older sister Erica or Jenny. (yes brittany, Jenny is the one that sings). In this case it was Jenny i mostly hung out with. As she went through my Ipod, and we discussed life.
Shortly after, my father dropped me off downtown. I had no time to go home and put on a decent shirt for the dance, so i went to old navy and bought one. Haha..i think everyone will be pleased to know, that i fit into a kids Medium. Sort of. As long as i keep the sleeves rolled up. Oh hey, come to think of it, i want to see some of those pictures. There were alot taken, and i think i looked quite pretty. Heh, i'm just kidding (but i did). Anyway. I got to school, help setup, then the people began rolling in.
Actually wasn't that big of a turnout, but, i mean, it was enough. like, we didn't have that big of a space so it was decent. Come to think of it, i didn't even do anything during the dance. I mean, like a job or something. Everyone kept their duty till the night was over. Such as the ticket takers, or the coat checkers or...the...other things people did.
So after the dance, we stood around to clean..and then i think the lot of us.
Me, Adam, Antonio, Brittani, Chris, Jesus, Marlena, Ralph, and Seychelle, just lounged about. We were going to go bowling (i didn't really want to, but i was counting on chris for a ride home, so i had to), but then we found out waveland was crowded. I remember we went into the girls bathroom for a while. THEY HAVE A FULL LENGTH MIRROR! I feel cheated.
So, i think we ended up leaving at 12 something. We couldn't decide where to go. Haha, between all that i mentioned above, we had 5 cars. Brittani's car, Chris' car, Jesus' car, Ralph's car, and Seychelle's. Before long, we began chasing each other in the parking lot. It was completely empty so we had ample room to nearly ram each other. It was entertaining.
I was in Jesus' car, and he was attempting to hit Seychelle, but she kept driving away from us, and i was trying to call Adam to ask where we were going, but then Seychelle answered(apparently she had Adam's phone)
Seychelle: STOP TRYING TO HIT ME, THIS IS MY SISTER CAR, IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO IT SHE'LL KILL ME!
Me: Well stop driving away so we can, not hit you!
After careful planning, we then decided to buy ice cream from Jewel and go to Seychelle's house.
At Seychelle's house, we watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and went to sleep.
*seychelle is talking on the phone with her mother, who can't know we're at her house*
*marlena says something*
Me(thinking): her mother probably heard that, hmm, how do i make her think it was the t.v.
Me(outloud)(in a rhythmic chant): i'm the t.v.! i'm the t.v.! i'm the t.v.!
We decided to sleep over because it was late, and it's cold outside. oh. except Ralph, he had to go home.
The next morning, we all had to leave early because seychelle's mom was due home at 8:00. I ended up getting home at 8:45 and fell asleep and didn't wake up until 2:00.
I really don't like Christmas music. I think all of it sounds sarcastic, and i feel like the singer is laughing at me, on the inside. Maybe i'm used to movies, that play those boring christmas songs and show the protaganist looking dead on the inside. Because that's how i feel when i hear christmas music.
Although, i do like commercials that make no sense, and are just crazy and fantasy like, and when they're accompanied with crazy wonderous/mystic music.
Today.
Didn't have to get to school 'till 11:30. And i was still late. Oh, but on the plus side, i got a free metra ride, woot woot. The guy didn't punch a hole in my ticket. Oh, so, we didn't have class, they just talked about College things. And then afterward i played some Guitar Hero with Geo and Sarai..and John, and the Junior Chris.
Afterward, went to north and clyborn to meet up with the rest of the gang. Borders.American Eagle.Gap.BestBuy. Everyone was looking for something to buy their secret santa person. I didn't have any money so i didn't get anything. I need to do that soon though.
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[16 Dec 2005|11:26pm] |
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Haha. because Chuck Norris is pimp as hell. (some are funnier than others)
"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says "Two seconds till." After you ask, "two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentary, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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[15 Dec 2005|08:55pm] |
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MEME.
or, First Line of Every Month in 2005
I stole this from Ed because i'm bored, and this a good way to squeeze out an entry.
First Subject of the month 2005. Haha..it's nice, it's like some kind of LJ prequel.
January: Can I touch your cheek somewhere?
February: To me, you're strange and you're beautiful
March: You'll be given...
April: It's all in my head
May: The scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers
June: You're blind you see, no beauty could have come from me....i'm a waste
July: Long in the pants, short in the weiner
August: I need you so much closer
September: It's really nothing at all, i'm not who you want, alright, alright alright, alright?
October: Would you like the company, or are you sick of me?
November: But you don't know what now to do, cus the chase is all you know, and she stopped running months ago
December: You said bring on new diseases, if it's good for you, then it'd be good for me yeah
I sort of cheated with January and March. They're not really the first of the months, because they were the only two that weren't lyrics, so i went to the next day for them. But the other 10 months are real.
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| He admits to the forest fire, that he started up from a lack of something better going on |
[10 Dec 2005|08:20pm] |
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Deadlines are upon us. However i still can't seem to get into that whole..."start doing things..now" mentality. It's bad.
So things have been good. Heh. "The Da Vinci Code". I like the cast they set up...well..i don't know if i like it but i mean, it's got a lot of star power.
Robert Langdon: Tom Hanks
Sophie Neveu: Audrey Tautou (Amelie, from "Amelie"
Leigh Teabing: Ian McKellan (Magneto, from "X-Men")
Silas: Paul Bettany (...the guy from "Wimbledon")
Bezu Fache: Jean Renu (Leon, from "The Professional")
Bishop Aringarosa: Alfred Molina (Doc Ock, from "Spider-man 2")
At first i was unsure about whether i wanted Tomboy to play Robbie, but..i guess it'll do.
( A Picture from the Movie )
I don't like the metra. I am an overweight person, magnet. No, i am not telling a magnet that i am overweight, but rather, overweight people seem to be drawn to me, with a similiar attraction to that of a magnet. I guess it makes sense, i'm small, i don't take up much room, but, i'd still enjoy it if a skinny person would sit next to me every now and again. I like having space. I don't get that, it's always an elderly, round, woman, with a very large coat.
They voted on class notables the other day. I was hopin to get on something. So i tried to get everyone to vote me for everything.
Most Masculine? Me
Most feminine? Also Me.
Class Lookalike? Me
Class Couple? Me
Haha..i'll probably end up getting Teachers Pet or something. At least i saw some people writing that in. Because i'm always helping Baubin with her things. Though she's not my teacher, but i guess that doesn't matter.
Haha. In English friday, the teacher and Amythest were discussing homosexuality. Always fun with the incredibly open minded Amythest Shane.
Amythest: I think that all lesbians have to like men, at least a little.
Ms. Williams: No..i'm pretty sure there are girls out there that don't like men at all.
Amythest: yeah but...like..if a man tried to get with her, i think she'd let him.
Ms. Williams: NO....-
Amythest: I don't get it..if they like women who look like Men why don't they just get a man??
Williams: Because-
Amythest: What? They like titties? Why don't they just get a fat man?
Profound as usual.
Yesterday me and Brittany saw Pride & Prejudice. I think i might have been a bit disapointed. Although it was late, and i was tired. But still..seemed to ..drag on, in certain points. But otherwise good. And i really liked the way everything was shot. There were really good scenes. And it was visually satisfying. Haha..i liked how at some points Mr. Darcy was almost frightening. Good show.
*discussing evolution*
Priscilla: No, god created us. So you'd rather believe we started off as germs and then turned into giant monkeys.
In her defense, she probably didn't say "giant", but she should've.
Chris: So if at first we were things like insects...how do insects eventually become Elephants?
Antonio: Well..they had to evolve and adapt to where they were.
Chris: But aren't there insects where these elephants are?
Antonio: ......
Antonio: ..Different strokes for different folks?
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