And when i see you, i really see upside down

Let's go to the movies, i will hum you a song about nothing at all

2006-06-16T20:01:25Z

Yesterday was a fun entertainment/movies/love filled night.

Haha...longest connection ever. Rebecca De Mornay to Rachel McAdams.

Rebecca De Mornay - Heath Ledger > Lords of Dogtown
Heath Ledger - Julia Stiles > 10 Things i Hate about you
Julia Stiles - Julia Roberts > Mona Lisa Smile
Julia Roberts - Hugh Grant > Notting Hill
Hugh Grant - Renee Zellweger > Bridget Jones' Diary
Renee Zellweger - Jim Carrey > Me Myself & Irene
Jim Carrey - Kate Winslet > Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Kate Winslet - Bill Paxton > Titanic
Bill Paxton - Matthew McConaughey > Frailty
Matthew McConaughey - Christian Bale > Reign of Fire
Christian Bale - Cillian Murphy > Batman Begins
Cillian Murphy - Rachel McAdams > Red Eye

Actually..it wasn't really that long...only...12 steps. But hard to keep track of in ma' head. Anyway. Yeah, it was nice.

"What is the best way to make sure Dateline isn't there?"

"If they ever get closer than 2 years apart...the lake house will explode!"

It's been a long time since before i've been touched, now i'm getting touched all the time

2006-06-11T21:38:48Z

Nobody seems to agree with me on how sad "Father of the Bride" is. Everyone's like "but isn't that a comedy?". Pft. Steve Martin knows how to do it son.

Yesterday was graduation. I am now graduated. I am a graduate. Unfortuantely, i still have to turn in a paper by thursday. Yeah. it's retarded. I should be writing it right now. It's ridiculous. i need to go to the library also. Hah. i think the only reason i'm updating is a way of procrastinating. I think that's why i'm getting the urge to clean my room as well.

I need to rewatch Gone with the Wind and Casablanca for my paper. I think i'm going to end up writing only a page tonight. I think it had to be 10 pages at first, but then he changed it to 8. So...go me.

I smell steak, and i'm hungry.

"Dance Anthem of the 80's" is nice.

Heh. I also like how my uncle (who has the crazies (really, he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, paranoia, bipolar, anxiety and depression i think), he seems to really enjoy watching "The Incredibles." He's not crazy now though, not with his meds.

I think i'm going to eat food. Good day.

She did.

2006-06-03T04:40:50Z

okay.

I think i'm pretty intense.

My older brother can't take pictures.

He can make me look really short though.

Matthew. Not looking disgruntled. 2 points.

Amber and Jerry.

Tired and Blurry? or tired of being blurry?

Aida

Leaving the world.

What's he written?

2006-06-03T04:17:30Z

alright.

Limo. We weren't in it the picture though because we were a tad late. Though not really, they're just lames.

Eh, i lost the order so it's going to be all over.

Semecia and Brandon

Amethysts' date and Amethyst.

Cristina and Ivonna.

the table.

George.

George, Griselda and Nina.

Jesus and Luz.

Kristen and Cecilia.

Francisco, Ewa, Mark, Madelyne and Ralph.

Madelyne and Ralph.

Matt and Madelyne

Stephanie and Vianka.

The end of a Saga.

2006-05-28T05:25:15Z

Today was a charmingly appropriate conclusion. Well...the latter part of the day.

Tonight, your ghost will ask my ghost, where is the love

2006-05-21T05:52:50Z

Emma's questions

1. Where do you reside and what school do you go to?
Haha, you don't see me. But i live on 91st and Oakley, and i go to DeVry.

2. If an earthquake hit chicago one morning, and you were sleeping in your bed, naked, and you had to quickly get out of your crumbling house, what two things would you grab from your room to save from the destruction? keep in mind, you are naked. and yes, you can only grab two things.
Hmmm. I'd have to grab my Ipod, and my loin cloth. Which convienently doubles as an Ipod cozy.

3. Beverage of choice, alcoholic or non.
an alcoholic dr.pepper- or ambrosia

4. Speed humps and speed bumps, what's the difference?
I think the real question, is why aren't there any speed lumps.

5. My throat hurts, what should i do?
slap a bitch.

Regina Spektor

2006-04-28T16:32:01Z

Das' wassup sucka's.

The only thing you can really call music.

2006-04-26T14:59:02Z

Create your own Music List @ HotFreeLayouts!

No more. No Less.

Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me-ology

2006-04-12T04:00:39Z

I'm bored, and i haven't posted in forever. Since i don't have anything to say, and because it's been several days since i've turned off my computer/signed off of aim, my IM windows have been gather conversation. And today, you great people get to see me and Matthew's idle chat.

Panic3047: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: how's your spring break 06
Panic3047: FANTASTIC
ShaftiloniusMonk: really
Panic3047: not really
ShaftiloniusMonk: hotness
Panic3047: i did see
Panic3047: THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
Panic3047: today
Panic3047: and
ShaftiloniusMonk: with who
Panic3047: SHES THE MAN
ShaftiloniusMonk: she's the man?
Panic3047: yes
Panic3047: because i'm a huge amanda bynes fan
ShaftiloniusMonk: i don't know what that is
ShaftiloniusMonk: oh
ShaftiloniusMonk: an amanda bynes movie
ShaftiloniusMonk: who'd you see it with
Panic3047: based on Shakespeares "Twelth Night"
ShaftiloniusMonk: i have that play, but i have not read it
ShaftiloniusMonk: because i'm not really a shakespeare fan
Panic3047: that's too bad
Panic3047: if it's anything like She's the Man, it's fantastic
ShaftiloniusMonk: if you say so
ShaftiloniusMonk: F.Apple on conan tonight
Panic3047: i should tell ms. lemp
ShaftiloniusMonk: she a big F. Apple fan?
Panic3047: probably not
Panic3047: but i know she likes her
Panic3047: hmm
Panic3047: i don't know what her taste in music actually
Panic3047: i should find out
ShaftiloniusMonk: man
ShaftiloniusMonk: know what i don't like
Panic3047: love?
ShaftiloniusMonk: yes
Panic3047: oh hey
Panic3047: i saw some trailers today
ShaftiloniusMonk: and being alone for a week
ShaftiloniusMonk: it's unnerving
Panic3047: they look like good movie
Panic3047: *movies
ShaftiloniusMonk: what movies
Panic3047: um, one with Steve Carell
ShaftiloniusMonk: oh
Panic3047: and Toni Collette
ShaftiloniusMonk: the one at sundance
ShaftiloniusMonk: yeah
Panic3047: and Greg Kinnear
ShaftiloniusMonk: it was bought for 10M
Panic3047: and some boy...from
ShaftiloniusMonk: what's it called
Panic3047: where was that boy from
Panic3047: ahhhh
ShaftiloniusMonk: *purchased
Panic3047: the girl next door
Panic3047: i just figured it out
Panic3047: it was bothering me while i watched it
ShaftiloniusMonk: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: you never told me who you went to the movies with
Panic3047: Little Miss Sunshine
ShaftiloniusMonk: there we go
ShaftiloniusMonk: ebert was talking about it
ShaftiloniusMonk: in his sundance posts
Panic3047: there was this other movie
Panic3047: with martin freeman
Panic3047: oh
Panic3047: Confetti
Panic3047: that looks pretty good
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's excessively irritating
Panic3047: a mockumentary that follows three couples as they battle it out to win the coveted title of "Most Original Wedding of the Year"
Panic3047: what is, getting hit in the groin?
ShaftiloniusMonk: no
Panic3047: hahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: when i ask you a question, and you refuse to acknowledge that it's been asked
Panic3047: there's this scene
Panic3047: where amanda bynes get's hit in the groin
Panic3047: and every one is liek "ouch" and she's like "oh right...AHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....IT BURNS"
Panic3047: hahaha, and that last part made me laugh
Panic3047: it burns
Panic3047: hahahah
ShaftiloniusMonk: hah, it burns is funny
Panic3047: like, the rest of it, i saw in the trailer, and i thought it was humorous, but not that funny, but when she said it burns, i laughed out loud
Panic3047: i lol'd
Panic3047: really
Panic3047: it's l'dol

later on..

ShaftiloniusMonk: hey
ShaftiloniusMonk: have you heard of this Grind House
Panic3047: Grind the skateboarding movie?
Panic3047: with adam brody?
ShaftiloniusMonk: yes
ShaftiloniusMonk: with adam brody
ShaftiloniusMonk: i just added the House to fuck with you
ShaftiloniusMonk: no
ShaftiloniusMonk: it's two short horror movies
ShaftiloniusMonk: that are gonna be shown as one feature
ShaftiloniusMonk: directed by robert rodriguez and quentin tarantino repsectively

Panic3047: i feel bad for Paige
ShaftiloniusMonk: are you watching Charmed
Panic3047: no
Panic3047: Campus Ladies
Panic3047: she's Joan and Barrie's roomate
Panic3047: the attractive girl
Panic3047: and they keep crampin her style
Panic3047: and she likes them, ya know, but they're just crampin her style
Panic3047: haha
Panic3047: hahaha
Panic3047: they walk in on paige when she's shaving
Panic3047: ...down there
ShaftiloniusMonk: sounds hilarious
Panic3047: hey, justin whateverhisnameis, is Paige's date
ShaftiloniusMonk: the guy from dodgeball?
Panic3047: yeah
Panic3047: haha, that's kind of funny
ShaftiloniusMonk: huh
Panic3047: i guess there aren't that many justin's in the world
Panic3047: there's booz, and the guy from Dodgeball
Panic3047: and guarini
Panic3047: but that's it

Panic3047: think that if i keep on clicking on top 8s
Panic3047: i'll eventually come across one with someone i know
Panic3047: or end up in Newark
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's fuckin' logical

ShaftiloniusMonk: have you seen the trailer for "Marie Antoinette"
Panic3047: absolutely
Panic3047: yeah, i have
ShaftiloniusMonk: I thought that it would be hard for sofia coppola to give the lost in translation treatment to a biopic about a woman who lived in umiaginable opulence while her country starved, and was beheaded, but there ya go
Panic3047: all you need is Bill Murray!
ShaftiloniusMonk: he's like love

ShaftiloniusMonk: this has me confused
ShaftiloniusMonk: there's this movie
ShaftiloniusMonk: with meryl streep
ShaftiloniusMonk: and aishwarya rai
ShaftiloniusMonk: that's a remake of some french movie
Panic3047: i think the problem
Panic3047: is
ShaftiloniusMonk: but i don't know what the fuck it's about
Panic3047: that you fail to realize
Panic3047: that Meryl Streep and Aishwarya Rai are the same person
ShaftiloniusMonk: stop it
Panic3047: hahaha

and later..

Panic3047: what'd you do friday?
ShaftiloniusMonk: went to see Too Much Light with Andrew
Panic3047: how was that
ShaftiloniusMonk: funny
Panic3047: who is Andrew?
ShaftiloniusMonk: not as funny the first time as i saw it
ShaftiloniusMonk: Justin Andrew Booz
ShaftiloniusMonk: *not as funny as the first time i saw it
Panic3047: you're not as funny as the first time i saw you
Panic3047: back in nineteen dickety two
Panic3047: we had to say dickety, cus the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty"
ShaftiloniusMonk: sometimes, i don't think you're a real person

Panic3047: Judge Milian
ShaftiloniusMonk: i thought you were talking about christina milian
ShaftiloniusMonk: but you weren't
ShaftiloniusMonk: you're talking about this old chick
Panic3047: um
Panic3047: she's only 45
Panic3047: jeez
ShaftiloniusMonk: i guess she's a robust 45
ShaftiloniusMonk: i mean
ShaftiloniusMonk: i'd hit it
Panic3047: she's my favorite t.v. judge
ShaftiloniusMonk: so far
ShaftiloniusMonk: peggy segal
ShaftiloniusMonk: the judge from people's court
ShaftiloniusMonk: and i may have said dolly parton at some point
Panic3047: what
ShaftiloniusMonk: you should keep a record of celebrities who i said i'd have sex with
ShaftiloniusMonk: and then read the list off some day
Panic3047: or
Panic3047: i could make a list of celebrities you wouldn't have sex with
ShaftiloniusMonk: joe pesci
ShaftiloniusMonk: joan rivers
Panic3047: and that's about it
ShaftiloniusMonk: *nods
Panic3047: hahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: well
ShaftiloniusMonk: i don't know
ShaftiloniusMonk: maybe i'm being too hard on joe pesci

Just sitting here and trying to decipher, what's written in Braille upon my skin

2006-03-31T01:19:08Z

So.

I applied to four colleges. Though, Columbia called me a month ago and said they didn't get the first part of my application. There was some problem, they told me to fax it, but i never got around to it. So really, i had three chances.

Yesterday i got rejected from University of Chicago.

Today. I got accepted to DePaul and Northwestern.

Also, i found out i can do a headstand, and then turn it into a handstand by pushing myself up. I was impressed.

So in the end. I win.

What is becoming known as Dick-Cheney-shot-a-guy-in-the-face- gate

2006-02-17T03:17:19Z

It's nearing the end of my term. That means, i need to starting working twicefold to make up for all the nothing i've been doing. Okay.

Dayln and Rene.

My shoes.

Priscilla and Basmah. It's not the camera's fault, they're actually that blurry in person.

Luz and Antonio.

Ms.Lemp: Are you taking pictures of people stuffing their faces? (because she just ate a brownie.)

a dark picture of Mohammed, Elma, Amanda, and Ralph.

My family. Me, my little brother..er..younger rather. My father, my older brother, and my little sister. It's my brother's birthday. he is 23.

G-g-g-g g-unit!

These were very pointless..just like your life.

I said it.

You're so young, you're so goddamn young, you're so young, you're so goddamn young

2006-02-07T03:02:00Z

um. I had things to say, but i never can remember what they are. 'spose i'll just cover the basics.

Crazy second semester started. I still don't know whether i'm going to take that class or not. It doesn't officially start 'till next week, so, i still have time to decide, but it looks like i'm not going to be. I guess that's fine. Because i do Baubin's stuff i'll probably be in the room half the time anyway. And i'm almost sure i wouldn't want the class, like, a week into it. Anyway.

My Ethics class is alright. Probably because he's yet to give out a single assignment, our grade is based on Class participation. I would have an "A" but, i've been tardy everyday since the class started. So i have a "B". I got my report card, haha, straight B's. what can i say, ima B student.

Haha, my cousin Jasmine is funny. Like, i never see her ever, but she came over the other day. and she kept making me laugh.

My Mom: Jas-
*Jasmine is doing the robot*
My Mom: Jasmine?
Jasmine: What? I can't do the robot and talk?

*randomly*
Jasmine: I want some fuckin freench toast. (from The 40 Year Old Virgin, but still funny)

So i decided upon talking to the girl in the Green Coat. She seems like she'd be pretty receptive. Oh, and in the afternoon, i saw this other girl that i always see in the morning. Cristina is her name i believe. i was sitting on the train and she was smiling whilst we made eye contact. I'm going to assume it was because the woman sitting next to me kept twitching and jerking, and it was making me uncomfortable. But it could also be, because she thinks i'm sexy and wants my body. I'm not sure.

So my uncle. The one who use to come to my house and download spanish music even though he doesn't speak it, and would later go insane. Yeah, so he's in a hospital. I guess he's getting better. But so yesterday, my little brother was talking to him on the phone. and my little cousin melissa was here, i think she's like 5

Melissa: Are you talking to Ronald?
Mybrother: yeah.
Melissa: Ask him if he's still crazy.

haha. crazy toddlers.

**My MitchHedberg-esque quote of the...week?**
*while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich with far too much peanutbutter*
"There is not enough J, in this PB and J combo."
..you have to say it in the funny voice..otherwise it's not funny...

I should probably be doing homework, but none of the homework is ever really...given specific due dates and that really screws me up.

haha. I'm proud of how my room is messy. I mean, because my parents are neat freaks, every bloody inch of the house has to be cleaned like every 4 seconds, so i make it a point to keep my room messy. Like my mom just gave me a shirt of mine, that came out of the dryer. She hands it to me and as i'm talking, i throw it over my shoulder and it lands on the book shelf that is mounted above my bed.
*she stares at me*
Me: what? ...that's where my clean shirts go.

They don't really, but i mean, 3 of them are there already so..i guess they can.

So i was watching UFC, and there was this fighter nicknamed The Snowman.
Later on in the event, there was this other fighter nicknamed Iceman.
Somefriendofmyolderbrothers: Iceman? haha, i want to see The Snowman fight the Iceman. They can call it The Cold War, OHHHHHHH.

haha, and then i fell over laughing. ah.

I've forced this out enough. Good day.

It's good to hear your voice, you know it's been so long

2006-01-24T00:37:19Z

Ground Rules:
The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged (selected) need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. I often lie for no real reason at all. Usually i admit to them seconds later. Sometimes they are obvious, and others not. Example:
Matthew: Grey's Anatomy makes me want to be a surgeon.
Me: Really? Grey's Anatomy makes me want to be a motivational speaker.
Matthew: No it doesn't.
Me: I know.
Or.
*while reading "Gone With the Wind"*
Panic3047: That Melanie is good people.
ShaftiloniusMonk: What are you doing?
Panic3047: Watching Spice World.
ShaftiloniusMonk: Oh.

2. It's not uncommon for me to talk to myself, or think outloud with a foreign accent. Oh, and sometimes if i think of something someone i know would say, or might say, i say it for them.

3. When i eat M&M's, i never eat the yellow ones. It's a habit i started when i was young and it just stuck. I use to really despise the color yellow and i thought any yellow food or candy was gross.

4. I talk to the television as if the characters can hear me. And i don't mean i shout at them or anything. I ask questions when i'm geniunely curious.
"But wait..didn't you just go through that door...oh..are you going again just to double check? oh..alright. Good thinkin."

5. I refer to celebrities with nicknames as if i know them. example:
Tom Cruise- T-bone, Tom Hanks- Tomboy, Catherine Zeta-Jones- Cat Jones, Regina Spektor-Reggie Spek, Julia Roberts- Julsy. and so on.

6. I usually never wear just socks. If i take off my shoes, then i take off my socks. (number 3 was a lie).

and i tag.

1. Niamh
2. Candice Bergen
3. Antonio
4. Cosmo Kramer
5. Brittany

OH yeah. Haha, Chuckie (Chuck Norris), was on The Tony Danza show. And Tony was reading some Chuck Norris facts to him, and i thought that was cool. My ear hurts. The "N" on the "N Key" has rubbed off. It looks kind of cool. I want to scratch off all the letters. So that those who cannot type properly, will not be able to use this computer. I think i'm going to go. I have things to do.

The Day Shift

2006-01-20T03:28:02Z

So. I don't know. I'm tired. I'm always tired. Oh, so i have digital cable in my room. woo. millions upon millions of channels. and what do i use it for? why, to catch old episodes of Spider-man (7:00,9:30,12:00) and X-men(10:30), weekdays. They're fine shows.

There's a girl in the morning. a green coat. fair skin, it's cold out, so her cheeks and nose are always very pink.
RandomPerson(mostlikelyagirl): danny, you're a creep.
Me: That's...what they tell me.

So. Classes have been fine. I think starting this next semester i'll actually have a high school class. *thumbs up*. "Urban Studies". At first i wasn't going to take it, but then i thought about and decided i should have a ...a class that isn't so boring that my brain kills part of itself. Besides, Baubin will teach it. ..although i'm not sure i should take a class with her. I may feel bad when i don't do her work.

As for the college classes, i've gotten into this honors group. At first i thought it was a pretty bad idea seeing as i wasn't doing to hot in the regular group. But it's not that bad. To tell the truth, i think the former group i was in, was holding us all back some. this new one is much more...cooperative. I have another computer class, and an Ethics class. The latter isn't bad. I mean, it's like technology ethics so it's boring at times, but sometimes we get into general stuff.

Oh, and today at lunch, i was chatting with Baubin for a while about, life, love, etc. Oh hey, i'm letting her borrow "Gone With the Wind" because i finished reading it, and she's letting me borrow the movie. Anyway, after i finished, went and looked around for the others, but i couldn't find no one. I don't know where everyone i know goes, i think they hide from me. But anyway, so then i ran into this girl, Priscilla. I met her once before, but... i was drunk the only time i met her. So i don't really know her well...or at all. She came up to me "hey, do you remember me?" and i was like "um...i remember you were late for work...and for some reason i remember your socks were orange."
"hahahaha, you told me that like a million times that day."
"oh."
Anyway, because i had a lot of nothing to do, i decided to follow her around. Her division was like, watching some Anime movie, apparently they always do on their break, so i just stuck around for a while.

I want to do something tommorow. I don't know what i'm going to do though. Hmm.

Bob Parr(Mr. Incredible): Well, what are you waiting for??
Littleboy: I don't know...something amazing i guess.

He takes and he takes

2006-01-11T03:51:13Z

More Chuck Norris facts.

Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, "Trix are for Chuck Norris."

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn need to lie the fuck down.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring

2005-12-31T19:25:30Z

And so. Here it is, December 31st, and i still have January 1st applications i've yet to send. Don't worry though, i got it under control. I only have one left anyway.

So. Every year after christmas me and my cousins (from ma' dad's side) go over to my uncle henry's house and we have ourselves a good time. But they're doing something with their house this year so we couldn't. Instead they decided we'd go to my grandfather's farm. Because of this though, alot couldn't go, because they had work, or some kind of obligation that wouldn't allow them to go 2 hours out of the city. But regardless..

So for some reason, my uncle henry has access to limo's..and school busses. Well, he owns a school bus company(Latino Express), but i don't know how he has access to Limo's, but regardless..he decided to drive me and my cousins there via Limo.

Chris is on the Left, Fabian (heh..are you laughing anna?) on the right.

Mine and Katie's shoes.

Erica.

At this time, i thought it was like 10:30, because it was pitch black out, but it was really only 5:30.

Then Erica's soul left her body.

Fabian is so scared right now. (blair witch reference)

Erica and Katie in the garage.

I decided to take a picture and they all jumped in a posed like that within seconds. Fabian didn't even know there was a gun to his head. My little brother is holding the gun.

Then, armed with airsoft guns, flashlights, and knowledge (knowledge is power), we ventured out into our pitch black surroundings.

Ease on down, ease on down, the roooad.

Chris thinks he see's a dangerous squirrel..or something.

It's not like my camera's bad, that's really all you could see. There was just black in front of us. We had flashlights, but we thought it'd be more fun if we left them off..

..until we came across an electric fence.

Errka took my camera and pictured me.

Though, we got to where we were from a road, we decided it'd be a faster journey back, if we cut through the field of...pikes.

Yeah..it was pretty muddy.

While we were gone, my uncle henry set up the screen/projector thing he alway takes with them, and we decided to watch The Wedding Crashers. (oh it's cool, there are two houses there, my grandparents take the other house, and they leave us to this small house.)

For the longest time, i couldn't think of who she reminded me of, then she put her hair in pig tails and it hit me. That girl who was in like, three episodes of "Malcom in the Middle. Remember Cynthia?

Heh. I don't know why my aunt Diane bought me a Nine Inch Nails shirt for christmas. I guess she figures i'm "into that rock music stuff". Eh, i like 'em well enough, and it fits good.

So the others kept following us. We opened the closet door, and found a good place to hide.

We later found, that there were other little hatch things, so you could pop up in another room.

Bad Picture.

Fabio Loso

We decided to go outside.

Katie and my brother.

My cousin Henry and his girlfriend Alejandra showed up at like 11:00. This is them.
Then we slept.

The next day.

This is one of the Go-Karts.

Chris on the dirtbike. There's a dirtbike too.

Shortly after this my camera died.

So there was brief Go-Karting.Then we did more wonderous things, and then we left.
The End.

The national geographic was being too graphic, when all she had wanted to know was the traffic

2005-12-20T02:28:57Z

Ahhhh.

futre.future.college.future.deadlines.deadlines.

But. There's plenty of time for that later i'm sure. :?

Saturday. First i was awoken by my father, because apparently that family whatchumacallit thing, was that day. Headed down to there. It was with my fathers side of the family, which i happen to like more, so, it wasn't that bad. Actually, everytime i go, it's the same like 6 people from our side..and then like, distant relatives that i don't talk to. I end up either hanging out with my cousins Chris and Fabian, or Chris' older sister Erica or Jenny. (yes brittany, Jenny is the one that sings). In this case it was Jenny i mostly hung out with. As she went through my Ipod, and we discussed life.

Shortly after, my father dropped me off downtown. I had no time to go home and put on a decent shirt for the dance, so i went to old navy and bought one. Haha..i think everyone will be pleased to know, that i fit into a kids Medium. Sort of. As long as i keep the sleeves rolled up. Oh hey, come to think of it, i want to see some of those pictures. There were alot taken, and i think i looked quite pretty. Heh, i'm just kidding (but i did). Anyway. I got to school, help setup, then the people began rolling in.

Actually wasn't that big of a turnout, but, i mean, it was enough. like, we didn't have that big of a space so it was decent. Come to think of it, i didn't even do anything during the dance. I mean, like a job or something. Everyone kept their duty till the night was over. Such as the ticket takers, or the coat checkers or...the...other things people did.

So after the dance, we stood around to clean..and then i think the lot of us.
Me, Adam, Antonio, Brittani, Chris, Jesus, Marlena, Ralph, and Seychelle, just lounged about. We were going to go bowling (i didn't really want to, but i was counting on chris for a ride home, so i had to), but then we found out waveland was crowded. I remember we went into the girls bathroom for a while. THEY HAVE A FULL LENGTH MIRROR! I feel cheated.

So, i think we ended up leaving at 12 something. We couldn't decide where to go. Haha, between all that i mentioned above, we had 5 cars. Brittani's car, Chris' car, Jesus' car, Ralph's car, and Seychelle's. Before long, we began chasing each other in the parking lot. It was completely empty so we had ample room to nearly ram each other. It was entertaining.

I was in Jesus' car, and he was attempting to hit Seychelle, but she kept driving away from us, and i was trying to call Adam to ask where we were going, but then Seychelle answered(apparently she had Adam's phone)

Seychelle: STOP TRYING TO HIT ME, THIS IS MY SISTER CAR, IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO IT SHE'LL KILL ME!
Me: Well stop driving away so we can, not hit you!

After careful planning, we then decided to buy ice cream from Jewel and go to Seychelle's house.
At Seychelle's house, we watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and went to sleep.

*seychelle is talking on the phone with her mother, who can't know we're at her house*
*marlena says something*
Me(thinking): her mother probably heard that, hmm, how do i make her think it was the t.v.
Me(outloud)(in a rhythmic chant): i'm the t.v.! i'm the t.v.! i'm the t.v.!

We decided to sleep over because it was late, and it's cold outside. oh. except Ralph, he had to go home.

The next morning, we all had to leave early because seychelle's mom was due home at 8:00. I ended up getting home at 8:45 and fell asleep and didn't wake up until 2:00.

I really don't like Christmas music. I think all of it sounds sarcastic, and i feel like the singer is laughing at me, on the inside. Maybe i'm used to movies, that play those boring christmas songs and show the protaganist looking dead on the inside. Because that's how i feel when i hear christmas music.

Although, i do like commercials that make no sense, and are just crazy and fantasy like, and when they're accompanied with crazy wonderous/mystic music.

Today.
Didn't have to get to school 'till 11:30. And i was still late. Oh, but on the plus side, i got a free metra ride, woot woot. The guy didn't punch a hole in my ticket. Oh, so, we didn't have class, they just talked about College things. And then afterward i played some Guitar Hero with Geo and Sarai..and John, and the Junior Chris.

Afterward, went to north and clyborn to meet up with the rest of the gang. Borders.American Eagle.Gap.BestBuy. Everyone was looking for something to buy their secret santa person. I didn't have any money so i didn't get anything. I need to do that soon though.

In the living room, where you kissed my neck, and i almost touched your blouse

2005-12-17T05:45:05Z

Haha. because Chuck Norris is pimp as hell. (some are funnier than others)

"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says "Two seconds till." After you ask, "two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentary, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

And the complications, you could do without, when i kissed you on the mouth

2005-12-16T03:08:19Z

MEME.
or, First Line of Every Month in 2005
I stole this from Ed because i'm bored, and this a good way to squeeze out an entry.
First Subject of the month 2005. Haha..it's nice, it's like some kind of LJ prequel.

January: Can I touch your cheek somewhere?
February: To me, you're strange and you're beautiful
March: You'll be given...
April: It's all in my head
May: The scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers
June: You're blind you see, no beauty could have come from me....i'm a waste
July: Long in the pants, short in the weiner
August: I need you so much closer
September: It's really nothing at all, i'm not who you want, alright, alright alright, alright?
October: Would you like the company, or are you sick of me?
November: But you don't know what now to do, cus the chase is all you know, and she stopped running months ago
December: You said bring on new diseases, if it's good for you, then it'd be good for me yeah

I sort of cheated with January and March. They're not really the first of the months, because they were the only two that weren't lyrics, so i went to the next day for them. But the other 10 months are real.

He admits to the forest fire, that he started up from a lack of something better going on

2005-12-11T03:40:19Z

Deadlines are upon us. However i still can't seem to get into that whole..."start doing things..now" mentality. It's bad.

So things have been good. Heh. "The Da Vinci Code". I like the cast they set up...well..i don't know if i like it but i mean, it's got a lot of star power.

Robert Langdon: Tom Hanks
Sophie Neveu: Audrey Tautou (Amelie, from "Amelie"
Leigh Teabing: Ian McKellan (Magneto, from "X-Men")
Silas: Paul Bettany (...the guy from "Wimbledon")
Bezu Fache: Jean Renu (Leon, from "The Professional")
Bishop Aringarosa: Alfred Molina (Doc Ock, from "Spider-man 2")

At first i was unsure about whether i wanted Tomboy to play Robbie, but..i guess it'll do.

I don't like the metra. I am an overweight person, magnet. No, i am not telling a magnet that i am overweight, but rather, overweight people seem to be drawn to me, with a similiar attraction to that of a magnet. I guess it makes sense, i'm small, i don't take up much room, but, i'd still enjoy it if a skinny person would sit next to me every now and again. I like having space. I don't get that, it's always an elderly, round, woman, with a very large coat.

They voted on class notables the other day. I was hopin to get on something. So i tried to get everyone to vote me for everything.

Most Masculine? Me
Most feminine? Also Me.
Class Lookalike? Me
Class Couple? Me

Haha..i'll probably end up getting Teachers Pet or something. At least i saw some people writing that in. Because i'm always helping Baubin with her things. Though she's not my teacher, but i guess that doesn't matter.

Haha. In English friday, the teacher and Amythest were discussing homosexuality. Always fun with the incredibly open minded Amythest Shane.

Amythest: I think that all lesbians have to like men, at least a little.
Ms. Williams: No..i'm pretty sure there are girls out there that don't like men at all.
Amythest: yeah but...like..if a man tried to get with her, i think she'd let him.
Ms. Williams: NO....-
Amythest: I don't get it..if they like women who look like Men why don't they just get a man??
Williams: Because-
Amythest: What? They like titties? Why don't they just get a fat man?

Profound as usual.

Yesterday me and Brittany saw Pride & Prejudice. I think i might have been a bit disapointed. Although it was late, and i was tired. But still..seemed to ..drag on, in certain points. But otherwise good. And i really liked the way everything was shot. There were really good scenes. And it was visually satisfying. Haha..i liked how at some points Mr. Darcy was almost frightening. Good show.

*discussing evolution*
Priscilla: No, god created us. So you'd rather believe we started off as germs and then turned into giant monkeys.

In her defense, she probably didn't say "giant", but she should've.

Chris: So if at first we were things like insects...how do insects eventually become Elephants?
Antonio: Well..they had to evolve and adapt to where they were.
Chris: But aren't there insects where these elephants are?
Antonio: ......
Antonio: ..Different strokes for different folks?

I feel right all the time

2005-12-05T06:14:29Z

So who saw Grey's Anatomy? Am i right? Danny you said nothing to which we could agree with. Well...that may be so but...Georgia O'Keefe would agree with me. *sigh* none of this is sensical in anyway. Well...maybe one.

"Though the effectiveness of co-bedding has not yet been studied, parents and nurses report positive results. "We see babies who were previously agitated, immediately settle down when they’re together," says Theresa Kledzik, RN, a neonatal nurse specially trained in the developmental care of preterm infants. "Their heart rates stabilize, they regulate their temperatures, and they usually fall asleep.""

That's crazy. Haha, my brother is watching "From Dusk till Dawn". Juliette Lewis is in that movie. That guy's name is Sex Machine. A good name, his parents are proud i'm sure.

Friday. I don't remember what happened friday. Oh yeah. I was really tired so i planned on going to school really late. My father happened to be home and he woke me "don't you have to get up by now?"
"No." and i was right about to explain why i don't have to go, but he just said "get up" and left. And he'd wake me up again in ten minutes, so i decided to just get up.

Oh, remember that persuasive essay. Didn't get around to doing it, but i managed to type it up during class. Couldn't think of anything, so it turned into, why Fight Club is a better movie than book.

Afterward. i don't know. I remember sitting in the commons for like 3 hours. I thought about going home, but i just didn't feel like getting up. I think i slept briefly there, i dont' remember.

Saturday. Woke up early to go to Roosevelt. I managed to get out of going to Buckley with my father and unloading the sniper van.

The lot of us, got to see Blagojevich speak. That was exciting. Other's too. and a mrs. Hilary Rodham Clinton. that was intense.

Blagojevich: So, i rolled down my window, and i saw this young african american girl. She looked at me, i looked at her, and she gasped, "Mayor Dailey!!"

The group of us were me, Ashley, Brittani, John, Ira, Ms. Baubin, Madelyn, Sandra and Semecia. John and Sandra left immediately following the speakers.

Dusk till Dawn finished. Something else is on. It's either Dracula or Van Helsing. oh, Gary Oldman, it's Dracula.

I think i only posted because i have that oh so familiar, Sunday Night Amnesia. By which i mean, Sunday Night Insomnia. My fingers just really wanted to type Amnesia, so i allowed them to. The infamous SNI invariably leads to the MML(Monday Morning Lateness).

My brother bought me this guitar game for Christmas. It's like ddr, or that one MTV game that came out a while ago. the things on the screen scroll down, and you follow along with your remote guitar. I'm pretty sure he bought it (and opened it already) because he wanted to play it, but..i suppose it's a nice gesture all the same.

i'm prolonging the end of this because i'm not tired yet.

Remember that song Booty Call? Well, when it first came out, i thought the person was talking to somebody named Karl. and i believe the line is "ain't nothing wrong with a booty call". However, i thought he was saying " i think i got a booty, Karl". You see, i thought he was telling Karl, that he thinks he has a booty.
Also. i imagined that the Karl he was talking to was Karl Winslow. True story.

Good night. i'm still not tired.

Because i'm as bad as i wanna be?

2005-12-03T05:23:46Z

Body: Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to
answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how
embarrassing it is.

How many songs: 1558

Sort by song title
First Song: "It's not a side effect of the cocaine, I am thinking it must be love" - Fall Out boy
Last Song: Your Honour- Regina Spektor

Sort by time
First Song: Intro- The Offspring
Last Song: Miranda, that ghost just isn't holy anymore- The Mars Volta

Sort by Album
First Song: Last night i dreamt that somebody loved me- The Smiths, from ......Best II
Last Song: Soco Amaretto Lime- Brand New, from Your Favorite Weapon

Top 5 Most played songs (i never really use my itunes)
1. It's cool, we can still be friends- Bright Eyes
2. The First Day of my Life- Bright Eyes
3. The Desert is on Fire- Murder by Death
4. Saint Simon- The Shins
5. Do you dream at all- Tilly and the Wall

First song that comes up on shuffle
High on Life- Rasputina

Search....
"sex", how many songs come up? 4
"death", how many songs come up? 61
"love", how many songs come up? 72
"you", how many songs come up? 243

You said bring on new diseases, if it's good for you, then it'd be good for me yeah

2005-12-02T03:58:58Z

I have a persuasive essay to write. Am i going to write it? Well, i'm failing the class, so you would think so. Which is why i am in fact going to write it. Just...maybe not tonight. You know, because everything in my body says not tonight. No. I get home everyday, i eat, i watch a show, and then i am completely drained. I have no energy to do anything, and i can't focus. but enough of that. i'm only postin because ...

Art class...or club? i don't remember. The woman on the left is Ms. Lemp, the Art teacher.

Stephanie looks funny. Stephanie Severns. I think it's a good name. Looks nice in cursive.

Student Council. Ms. Baubin is in the green, and with the crazy straight hair.

Lempy.

There's me in the back, keepin my cool.

G-g-g-g g-unit!

Me, Seychelle, and Antonio. I don't remember what was so funny. Maybe we saw a fat person fall.

This is when we got together to plan that big heist.

Back in colour.

G-g-g-g-g graveyard.

Good day.

I'm about to lose control and i think i like it

2005-12-01T04:28:25Z

he likes riding the train and walking up escalators. and the feeling of wet hands under a blow dryer.

So. Oh hey. Know what would've been useful during the ACT? A calculator. Actually i thought i had done about the same without it, but..i think i thought wrong. Curse math. And science. I got a 26. A 31 in Reading and a 28 in English, but the other two were..lower. 24 Science, 22 Math. Haha, science. I swear, i never even take one serious. I don't think the science even matters. Seriously, if you take the ACT just write down any answers for science, i think you'll get a 24.

I may be failing English, i'm not sure. the woman lady said i was, but..i'm not sure if that was including the 4 assignemtns i turned in the previous day.

I may go see Hilary Clinton tell me to vote or die Saturday. If only, to get out of going to my grandfather's farm to unload things. Ms. Baubin is taking a small group.

I cut my hair. The usual trim. An inch or two. I think it looks Dandy.

Yesterday, Nick was going to mailbox, so i accompanied him for a late night walk around the neighborhood.

I was watching "Kim Cattrall Sexual Intelligence"(*shrugs*), and halfway through it, they start playing "Take Me Anywhere". And i was pleased. And later on the played "Speak Slow". I think they were the only two songs in the whole episode.

The book club gave out Pride & Prejudice. So you bet your bottem dollar i was all over that. Actually, i was the only person who even read it. Well, me and the teacher. Mr. Wischnewski? But he didn't even like it. All the questions he was asking the class were pretty much directed at me. I really liked the book. In fact i want to see the movie. Who would like to go with me. You? *points*

*while watching Jerome's father's "Black and Wild #15"*
Arielle: Eww....why is it so.....dark.

I think i had more to say.

It does not matter. It hardly matters.

2005-11-20T01:46:23Z

So, i have internet in my home again. Sorta.

haha.

THE MIGHTY MOSHIN EMO RANGERS!

"I'll cry my enemies away"

I especially like the girl who takes a picture of herself with her digital camera.